An Old Lady Pfunny

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few thingswhen he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing ofit, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkoutline, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you […]

Not Much of a Man

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’sAngels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old fella,pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat atthe counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into his coffee and took aseat at the […]

An Einstein Pfunny

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and manner) that he was tired of […]