Wise Sayings

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can’t buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally […]

Some Short Thoughts

All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though. If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside-down. Taxation WITH representation ain’t much fun either. I don’t have a license to kill but I do have a learner’s permit. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. I like cats too. […]

Murphy’s Other 15 Laws

Murphy’s Other 15 Laws (culled from many sources) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. […]

Bad Day

“You Know It’s a Bad Day When…” The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard. You have an appointment in 10 minutes, and you just woke up. You open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: “WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!” You see a “60 Minutes news team” waiting in your […]

Some Tough Questions

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? Is it okay to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do you call a male ladybug? Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? […]