A Tax Pfunny

The IRS sent me a letter last Friday. They audited my return anddenied two of my dependent deductions! I sent them the followingletter: Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of thethree dependents I claimed on my Federal Income Tax return. Thankyou. I have questioned whether these are my […]

Caesar Salad Now Legal

Caesar Salad Now Legal! WASHINGTON, DC — California decriminalized the sale of Caesar salad this week — and it’s not a moment too soon, the Libertarian Party said today. “When you outlaw Caesar salad, only outlaws will eat Caesar salad,” noted the party’s Director of Communications, Bill Winter. “That’s why, on the issue of Caesar […]