A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company’s fancy hotshot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the…” “I didn’t ask for […]
Whenever a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I’m capable of!
It was a dark and stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains when his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. Some headlights started to approach him from behind. He turned back and noticed a car coming toward him very slowly. He walked […]