An Anteater Pfunny

An anteater walks into a bar and says that he’d like a drink.

“Okay,” says the bartender. “How about a beer?”

“Noooooooooo,” replies the anteater.

“Then how about a gin and tonic?”


“A martini?”


Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, “Hey, listen buddy, if you don’t mind me asking,¬†why the long noes?”